Office Wars (Now Hiring)

If this was summer and I had more
time, there would be a Piper: Office 
Edition trading card with this post. 
Instead, hastily googled sexy OL.
 Reader,

Your comments show decisive leadership!

You’ve been asked to fill in for the hiring manager at one of two offices: YURIVISION and FUTASOFT. These offices exist outside the main timelines, so the ages of characters may line up in ways that we haven’t seen before. You can choose from the list of applicants that you will receive. The basis for your choice is up to you. Do you think they are qualified? Do you just want them in the story? Do you think they’re unqualified and want to see what will happen? All valid. Whoever you pick will occupy that position when the time comes, for better or worse; the entire cast of the story and their positions will be chosen this way. There’s more to it, but that’s all that matters right now.  

There are already several winners, but there are still 15~ positions unfilled. If you want to participate in this, engage with eligible stories: Blended 2, We’re Just Cursed, SSS, House Semya, Resident Futa. The criteria for exactly what makes a winning comment has to stay a secret, but at least one reader won by making me do a spit take. There aren’t that many regular commenters, so you’ve probably already won and don’t know it—and it may be a while before you know it, because we can only do two positions at a time at most. (One in each office.)  

This is one of the odder things we've done, but it should be interesting, and in 2027, begin, the Office Wars, will. 

Short version: watch your DMs and participate if you like. 

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