Commissions Open

Commissions are open. It's summer 2025 and I have some time. 

Pricing: it starts at 5usd per 500 words, and it can go up for difficult/complicated projects and down for ones that I think are fun. I've gone as high as 8usd/500 for a big, complex story that required me to learn a ton of lore and as low as 3usd/500 for fun ones about IPs that I already know and like. It's possible that I'll build something into the price if a project is going to require a lot of outlining or research. 

Commissions stories are usually delivered as a PDF to the commissioner as soon as they're ready, and then the chapters get used later as daily chapters at some point down the road. The PDFs are cleaner than the posted daily chapters, but you can still expect occasional errors. They usually look something like the image to the left, usually with some shamelessly stolen artwork on the front and lots of NSFW and 18+ and I DON'T OWN THE WITCHER stamped all over it. 

The process is to DM me, ideally on CHYOA to talk about the details, then you do a payment on Ko-Fi and I send you your PDF usually in about 2 weeks. 

It's a pretty informal thing and I'm not an elite company selling a fancy product, but it's a way to support me where you get something out of it. 

I'll listen to pretty much any idea, so just get in touch and we'll see if it's a good fit. 

On sale: 

There is a high chance that I will discount YAOI commissions right now. 

There is a high chance that I will discount M/F commissions right now. 

There is a SUPER high chance that I will discount M/M/F commissions right now. 

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